The Death of Richard Nixon
I liked Richard Nixon's great death much better than I liked his loose-jowled little life. I especially liked the way on the warm occasion of his great death, the eulogies lied heavy, double-helping, damnation-meriting lies, About how Nixon "did" this and Nixon "did" that, and how he was "for" this good thing and "for" that good thing. They lied that Nixon was for peace and justice, and that Nixon was for the environment and health care. In short they said that Nixon gave a damn. I also liked the television funeral and its clear, expensive California weather, high and crystal, and the heavy green carpeting on the platform from which the raging lies were delivered, and I liked the way the mechanical U.S. soldiers, whose faked indifference I found most real, folded and re-folded the flag-which-it-is-not-a-crime-to-burn, and How, the villain's relatives properly grieved. After all, he was family and his high crimes and mediocrity were not their fault. The orators' lies gave me great hope, and courage. It was as clear as the weather that we were all trapped by the thought of our own death. Perhaps God put Richard Nixon on earth so he could have a funeral to make us think of our death. The entire country, even those fascist patriots calling C-SPANN later from their carphones in the South Carolina hills, knew this: knew that Nixon was an ordinary villain, a cheat and a trickster who got caught. But they, like me, were captivated by C-SPANN and death. The eulogies gave me hope that at my own country funeral great lies will be said about my own little flabby life.---James Bolner, Sr.
Baton Rouge, April, 1994
Copyright © 1997 James Bolner, Sr.